Today I had the pleasure of not only doing yard work for five hours, but I had the Gretchen Wilson song “Redneck Woman” stuck in my head the entire time. I’m not sure if it made the work take longer of just seem that way, but next time I’ll be sure to play the radio.

I’m not sure what caused it, but today I decided to stop trying to “keep up with the Jonses” with respect to my landscaping so instead of cutting my lawn at putting green length like my neighbor I raised my mower deck to a reasonable height so my lawn doesn’t look half dead when I cut it. It looks healthier and it’ll be easier to keep up with, because I actually have better things to do than mow my lawn 3 times a week.

12/90